Poor Ichigo. Shunsui's derpy face filling the screen takes up the entire feed.

"Ichigo-kun! I just wondered if you might want to have your own room rather than sharing with three other people? Unfortunately you'd still need to share bathroom and kitchen facilities, but I purchased a house not long ago and it's far too big for me alone!

You're of course welcome to the entire property! There are gardens and a lake, and the home is very nice!

Please don't feel obligated if you'd rather not, but should you want to, a room is yours!"

That is the derpiest grin ever, probably, before he turns and points the camera at the house.

Hey, as long as it isn't one of those obnoxious kids from the magic school, he's okay with whoever's on the other end of the... magical talky monsters. He'll send back a message of his own soon enough, and he looks happy enough, though not nearly so derpy.

"Hey, Kyouraku-san. That's a really kind offer of you to make, and I think I may take you up on that. Having a room to myself would be fantastic."

See, he knew Kyouraku was a good guy, what with the whole offering him a place with some privacy and helping save Rukia before that and everything. A very strange man, but trustworthy.

"I'll get back to you soon with a definite answer as soon as I clear everything up around here." Oh, but- "Have you talked with Inoue or Keigo about this? Keigo's... he'll come around, with regards to you, I'm sure."

Man, he's glad Keigo didn't actually punch him.