Poor Ichigo. Shunsui's derpy face filling the screen takes up the entire feed.

"Ichigo-kun! I just wondered if you might want to have your own room rather than sharing with three other people? Unfortunately you'd still need to share bathroom and kitchen facilities, but I purchased a house not long ago and it's far too big for me alone!

You're of course welcome to the entire property! There are gardens and a lake, and the home is very nice!

Please don't feel obligated if you'd rather not, but should you want to, a room is yours!"

That is the derpiest grin ever, probably, before he turns and points the camera at the house.